✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — about us — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ˗
collective names - monty/montague, spengler, holo, proton/protonpacks
collective pronouns - he/it/star/gore/li
body age - 16
neurodivergent/DID system
uppercase-m <- rottinggardenias <- 21stcenturycure

✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — main fronters — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ˗
mitchell - he/she/vil - host - fictive
malcom - he/kit - co-host - fictive
doc - he/tesla/she/ray - protector - fictive
sleepless - he/ze/they/zzz - protector - fictive

✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — fandoms — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ˗

resident evil series
a gentleman’s guide to love and murder
clue
portal series/half-life
rwby
five nights at freddy’s
warriors
hlvrai/y2kvr/hlvrv
repo!the genetic opera
i have no mouth and i must scream

✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — DNI — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ˗
proship/anti-anti, exclusionists, bigots in general, harry potter fans (aka bigots), participate in syscourse (we literally do not give a shit), fakeclaim people, anti-xenogender, anti-neopronouns, etc

✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — other — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ˗
we’re always looking to make new friends, feel free to dm us if you think we’re cool or something. 99% of our alters are not cishet.

✧༚ ˎˊ˗ — — — userboxes — — — ✧༚ ˎˊ

moreau resident evil character playlist but its all shit like “WAP (b52’s style cover)” and also CPR but like the version with misery by maroon 5 and reeses puffs added and also the one sir mix a lot song you know the one its about ass. and yes i know that character playlists are not stuff the character would listen to because he would not listen to this stuff. i KNOW its songs about the characters what i am getting at here is that moreau does like big butts and cannot lie and that he does have a WAP (b52s style cover specifically because fred whatshisface from b52s singing that song is so absurdly funny to me) and also that he IS in misery but he still serves customer service right and also he WOULD eat reeses puffs. post cancelled someone get this man a bowl of reeses puffs. i just kNOW that if he didnt live in the village hed be slonking those reesespuffs like a starving animal.

leon @purrtal2 : thinking salvatore moreau resident evil village should have been a tumblr sexyman makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
moreau: it’s ok they’re just mad because you’re right skrill
me: i know sal, i know
albert wesker: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW WESKIE SALVATORE AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
albert wesker: You’re so boring. **releases uroboros into the atmosphere, ensuring complete. global. saturation.**
me: **sighs**
BSAA: **en route**
resident evil: **village**

good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom’s true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just “yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK.”

i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went “i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village.”

just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL.

yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES.

not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he’s so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s

post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.