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collective names - monty/montague, spengler, holo, proton/protonpacks
collective pronouns - he/it/star/gore/li
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malcom - he/kit - co-host - fictive
doc - he/tesla/she/ray - protector - fictive
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repo!the genetic opera
i have no mouth and i must scream

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'Edward Scissorhands' creature that lived 230 million years ago discovered in Brazil

The ancient predator, which scientists have named Venetorapter gassenae, also had a large beak and likely used its claws for climbing trees and picking prey apart.

Artist impression of Venetorapter gassenae.ALT

An ancient reptile with massive hands and long, sword-like claws has been unearthed in southern Brazil. Its "hands and claws, which look a bit like those of Edward Scissorhands, may have been used to catch prey or climb trees," Rodrigo Müller, a paleontologist at the Federal University of Santa Maria in Brazil, told Live Science. 

Müller and his team discovered the reptile’s remains in a rice farm in the state of Rio Grande do Sul in southern Brazil.

The strange creature lived about 230 million years ago during the Triassic period (252 million to 201 million years ago). It had a large, sharp beak that it likely used to tuck into insects, fruits and small animals such as lizards, Müller said. Its claws would likely have been used for climbing and processing prey. 

In honor of its distinctive raptor-like beak and grasping claws, the researchers named the reptile Venetorapter gassenae

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Source: livescience.com
oh my god yaoi hands dinosaur... TWO

moreau resident evil character playlist but its all shit like “WAP (b52’s style cover)” and also CPR but like the version with misery by maroon 5 and reeses puffs added and also the one sir mix a lot song you know the one its about ass. and yes i know that character playlists are not stuff the character would listen to because he would not listen to this stuff. i KNOW its songs about the characters what i am getting at here is that moreau does like big butts and cannot lie and that he does have a WAP (b52s style cover specifically because fred whatshisface from b52s singing that song is so absurdly funny to me) and also that he IS in misery but he still serves customer service right and also he WOULD eat reeses puffs. post cancelled someone get this man a bowl of reeses puffs. i just kNOW that if he didnt live in the village hed be slonking those reesespuffs like a starving animal.

proton prattlesskrill.txt

leon @purrtal2 : thinking salvatore moreau resident evil village should have been a tumblr sexyman makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
moreau: it’s ok they’re just mad because you’re right skrill
me: i know sal, i know
albert wesker: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW WESKIE SALVATORE AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
albert wesker: You’re so boring. **releases uroboros into the atmosphere, ensuring complete. global. saturation.**
me: **sighs**
BSAA: **en route**
resident evil: **village**

proton prattlesskrill.txtits funnier when you know what leon knows about my thoughts on wesker and also when you're him and you have to deal with me flooding youwith “moreau gets mad bitches”resident evil

good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom’s true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just “yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK.”

i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went “i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village.”

just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL.

yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES.

not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he’s so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s

post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.

i promym i dont even like him as a character let alone want him carnally however i am so sos tired and i am feeling insane in the membraneoh and i turned 17 last week and im still riding the high caused by having to evade my mothers attempts to deliver cake to my grandmas houspost texas roadhouse trip which was wildand as previously mentioned i just slorped a bang silly styleso im fucked up and yeah i do think more people should want moreau carnally because like. monsterfuckers hell YEAH babyon that subject you cannot have lady d at her big mommy milker vampire gf and NOT want her as a fucked up dragontee bee aych the dragon is hotter anywayuhhhmresident evil villageyes im main taggingif my bestest friend leon has to deal with my moreau rambling SO DO YOUyou CANT get my maintagged wesker bussy post and NOT also get my moreau for tumblr sexyman postsalvatore moreauproton prattlesskrill.txt